mattia polibio

possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girls crush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy

person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night

person b: wait which one

person a: he deleted it but iykyk

mattia polibio by bb ruby October 21, 2019

matthis 

Those who carry this title do nothing less than pack 115% of awesome into every second of their lives. They also have a habit of putting unbearingly annoying people in their place.

1.) That guy just sold a house over the cellphone while skydiving! What a matthis!

2.) I can't stand working with her! All she does is complain about her jackass boyfriend. Man, I wish there was a matthis here to put her in her place.

matthis by jorgez February 7, 2010

Matisse 

The best friend u will ever have. Really pretty and great to talk to. Absolutly funny. Really good at dancing . And all round the best person u will ever meet in ur life

Guy 1:She is the best girl ever
Guy 2: must be a Matisse

Matisse by Josh lungi September 8, 2013

matris

Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.

Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.

matris by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

Matisyahu 

A jewish reggae musician/rapper from Whiteplains, New York.

Matisyahu rocked the house in the Jimmy Kimmel show.

Matisyahu by J. Rizal January 18, 2005

Matisse 

He is very hot and loves to have sex. Very funny yet sometimes he is quiet. He is very trustworthy and will never let you down. He is a great athlete with a speciality in basketball. He is often quite tall. He is a good kisser so he often has a girlfriend. He is very muscular and kind. The perfect combination for a good boyfriend.

Girl 1: Have you seen Matisse?
Girl 2: Yeah I am so jealous of his girlfriend!
Girl 1: He is so hot.

Matisse by plsloveme March 26, 2020

mattistics 

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.

Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again

mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011