Mattie Crim

very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license

you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty

by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020

Mattie

A Belgian fucko named Matteo, and honestly the best guy you'll probably ever meet! The sweetest and cutest boy who you'll never regret meeting. He's a big dumbass and can be a bit of a sick fuck at times but that's only a part of what to love about him. Other than that what isn't there to love about his nerdy weeb ass. Take care of him well and dont hurt him!

"did you talk to Mattie?"
"yeah! being adorable as always"

by winkwonkyouknow May 25, 2020

Mattie

A girl who tells a boy their bra size in the middle of a conversation.

Mattie: hey
Kid:hey
Mattie: My bra size is medium

by BigHandleLilWeen September 23, 2020

Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021

mattiesexual

When someone thinks Mattie is really hot and sexy and would like to sex them for their amazing looks, their sexiness and/or their great personality

Wow i’m so mattiesexual, why must they be so sexy with such a great personality?

by HotSexyMattie September 1, 2021

mattiewhacked

When someone named Matt has confirmed that your brain is stuck, and frees it for you using a fist upside the head ..

I could tell by his ignorance that his brain was stuck so I'm Mattiewhacked him

by Plan-binmotion October 5, 2021

Mattienialous

Never ending love

Something that never gets old or fades away

And In that moment I prayed that we were mattienialous, because how could I ever be satisfied with anyone else , after being with her.

We all die we are not mattienialous

by Crab2016 November 1, 2021