by Jigglemeister February 4, 2010
Get the xiao matmug. Coolest guy ever! Really sexy onstage and the best singer of our time. Boyish, stylish, very innovative and a great songwriter. Destined for stardom!
by Anonymous November 4, 2003
Get the Mat Devinemug. Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping
Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"
by Ginger Jo Guess October 26, 2012
Get the Mat slappingmug. by E1K4B0NG March 28, 2008
Get the Door Matmug. When you have chicken feet and need support with a mat while you're scanning barcodes.
*Make good use of it before 8 PM when Lead Bagger takes it away.*
*Make good use of it before 8 PM when Lead Bagger takes it away.*
Me: *scans barcodes*
*8 PM hits*
Lead Bagger: "You need your mat bud?"
Me: "Yeah bud, my chicken feet hurt without it. I'm mat gang you feel me! ✌️"
Lead Bagger: *gives look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ*
Me: "..."
Lead Bagger: "I have to take the mats back at 8 bud."
Me: "Yeah don't worry, I'll take mine back later."
Lead Bagger: *extreme disapproval*
Me: "Ok you can take it now! 😬"
*8 PM hits*
Lead Bagger: "You need your mat bud?"
Me: "Yeah bud, my chicken feet hurt without it. I'm mat gang you feel me! ✌️"
Lead Bagger: *gives look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ*
Me: "..."
Lead Bagger: "I have to take the mats back at 8 bud."
Me: "Yeah don't worry, I'll take mine back later."
Lead Bagger: *extreme disapproval*
Me: "Ok you can take it now! 😬"
by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021
Get the Mat Gangmug. An abbreviation of "Dr. Manhattan" from the comic book and movie "Watchmen". A reference to the character always displaying his dick irl, the act of whipping out your cock forcing upon others to look.
Bro! I just got D-MATed by some brah in Kappa Omega Phi!
Dude last week, I just D-MATed it right in front of Lindsay, and she sucked me off.
{Upon being D-MATed AH DUDE! D-MAT!!
Dude last week, I just D-MATed it right in front of Lindsay, and she sucked me off.
{Upon being D-MATed AH DUDE! D-MAT!!
by JATurday March 21, 2009
Get the D-MATmug. The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
Get the Throat Matmug.