Mazed

!. There Is Something Blocking The Mind From Thinking or Physically From Acting

2. Amazed At What Just Happened Instantly

1. Did You See That Man Hit Her Yeah I Would Of Kicked His Ass If I Wasn't So Mazed.

2 The Train Mazed My Thought's As It Almost Hit Me

by Past Death March 4, 2010

mashed potato sandwich

An adjectival description of something as messed up as a soup sandwich.

Drill Sargeant Bohannon looked the recruit in the eye and said, "Boy, you are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not survive first contact with the enemy unless you get with the program."

by Percy Dovetonsils III August 19, 2003

mashed potato brains

That feeling of mental retardation after coming down from a long night of tripping on acid

Man, I caught some major mashed potato brains the last time we tripped. I don't think I could deal with that again.

by hobolizardg January 4, 2012

Mashed Po-turd-oes

when a person wipes their butt when they still have a little bit of poo that has not fallen into the toilet, making for a much messier clean up.

Uh-Oh Mashed Po-turd-oes! I accidentally plastered that cling-on all up my backside!

by lbf March 8, 2014

Masked Bandits

A group of gang members involving Raccoons And a human name Lindsey who has the eyes of raccoon. They plot their plans in a tree on how to take over every house's attic. Members can only be recuited by Lindsey the head leader of the Masked Bandits

Brooo there's something in my attic

Maybe it's the Masked Bandits

by Rocco11215 March 28, 2017

Mashed Potato Party

A party where you eat as much as possible and wear comfortable clothes before having an orgy.

Nobody knew if Jessica was pregnant or just full when she took her shirt off at the mashed potato party

by BenD3 August 25, 2017

mashed potates

When u do the mashing to the potates

I like to eat mashed potates

by Dingerbingerdoodoo April 20, 2018