Maury Rule

The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?

Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?

Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.

by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022

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Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

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Masury • maury • Maury Povich • maury show • maury highschool • Maury moment • mauryona • Maury Povich predator • Majury • Masaryk

masura

a kapampangan(other Filipino language) word means UGLY

that girl is masura

by KDlove March 5, 2009

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Maury Moment

1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.

2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.

"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"

Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."

by scooter cake May 3, 2011

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