skid marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

"Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma's panties!"

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pity marks

Marks that a teacher gives you when he or she doesn't have the heart to give you the zero you actually deserve.

Zack: Professor Marshmallow gave me 2 out of 10 on my project. I guess it could have been worse.

Peter: Come on. Those were pity marks.

by Medicine Show July 7, 2010

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snorkel mask

The act of having your testicles in your partners mouth while they proceed to jerk you off.

I just got the best snorkel mask from Nora last night.

by jodem January 13, 2008

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Mask-Matching

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

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The COVID pandemic has forced us to wear masks in public. But how do we recognize a butter face? We can't.

A butter mask is a butter face wearing a mask. It is a very deceptive individual looking for fame behind her butter face. The rule of thumb in 2020 is to just assume everyone is a butter mask so you're not caught off guard when you take her back home and remove her mask.

Damn bro, that girl looks good but she's wearing a mask.
Yeah but you gotta be careful, she may be a butter mask.

by DT CEO May 25, 2020

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