marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012

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by successinmarriage October 28, 2018

Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus

"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"

by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006

smug married

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.


*punch*

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

Marita

Marita is a smart girl and talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she also likes hanging around them cause she’s a party animal and likes to have fun she want to cuddle at night she also likes to eat and doesn’t gain any weight

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by Brainjj April 13, 2019

Some-sex marriage

A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity.

“Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-sex marriage.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

blowjobs after marriage

n. Synonym for Bigfoot.

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006