manstruating

anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating

dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.

by nicas4life July 6, 2008

manstress

The male counterpart to the mistress. This can be either the male partner in a love affair or a title given to a guy who is with another guy more than the guy's girlfriend is.

Jimmy went with his manstress Tim to the movies again, while Sara sat at home watching television with her parents.

by Colto22 May 17, 2009

manstrating

Present progressive form of manstrate: (v) Cyclical emotional patterns to which men are at times susceptible.

Don't f*** with me, I'm manstrating right now.

by Greyson January 4, 2008

Masty

To masturbate.

I'm gonna go home and have a right old fat masty

by Fanboy November 18, 2003

manstress

The male version of a mistress.

She gave her manstress his own apartment and car in exchange for his "services."

by coloradojules January 5, 2007

masty pedi

when to young females penetrate each other's vaginas using their feet to cause intense pleasure!

(Nancy and Pamela are sitting on the stairs)
N: Im feeling sooo horny.
P: SAME, what about a masty pedi.
N: Great, are your feet clean.
P: Of course, im always ready for a masty pedi.

by lovegreysanatomy February 14, 2015

Manstruating

When a man is "on the rag."

"I think Chad must be manstruating again. He was being a real dick last night.

by Hophead June 21, 2008