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Mald

A combination of the words mad and bald used by someone being so flustered, salty, or tilted that they lose control of their vocabulary. Often used to describe the offending person.
Yo that dude was mald after losing that game they couldn’t form a coherent sentence to save their life.

Bruh was mald after getting stomped in that game.
by Halfnir December 31, 2021
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Malding

When a virgin realizes that he will never get the girl of his dreams and begins to show signs of anger as a result. This is common among individuals who express romantic interest in individuals who are drawn and/or animated, which will result in the person getting rejected. Individuals who express interest in anime characters, drawings, V-Tubers, game characters, or any form of a character that does not exist in the real physical world will begin to "mald" if they cannot get the hearts of those non-realistic characters they so desperately desire.

This is also the case with individuals who firmly believe that they are better than others (supercilious), and proceed to get put in their place either in an embarrassing or humiliating fashion - and will result in those individuals also expressing signs of anger and resentment as a result.
"Bro, did you hear about Josh last night?"

"No, what happened to him? He seemed to be furious about something!"

"The V-tuber he had a crush on turned out to be a dude with a voice changer on lol"

"Oh he must be malding right now!"
by El_Doolin December 6, 2021
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Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition
Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now
by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022
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Malding

When someone gets bald, because he or her is mad all the time.
Leftist losers are malding again.
by Trumpforever March 1, 2021
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Malding

For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.
Gunmarking tanks with bad guns resulted in _AceDane_ malding
by AceDane November 18, 2020
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Mald

A word, with a combination between the word mad and bald, often used in video games and first person shooters (FPS)
Mald, cope, seethe, dilate.
by Atomy boi June 28, 2022
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1: Ngl yous malding
2: What.?
1: Mad balding.
by band man. February 8, 2022
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