Warm Jar of Mayonnaise

When a vagina is so loose you can't feel anything just warm moistness. Like you had a taken the cover off a jar of mayonnaise and stuck your penis inside.

Rick: Hey you hit that chick last night?

Mike: Yea....

Rick: How was it? I bet she was tight.

Mike: Man that chick was a warm jar of mayonnaise.

by FASTASSCRASS July 23, 2007

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Special Mayonnaise

Any local Kebab/Burger shop serves 'special' mayonnaise, sourced locally from the shops employees. Each night, the 'special' mayonnaise varies in number of ingredients, dependant on the number of employees at the retail outlet.

seller:Would you like some Special Mayonnaise

Customer: How special is it?

Seller: Well tonight there are....(counts employees)....5 ingredients

Customer: hmmm.....no thanks, i'll go without

by elratboyo April 21, 2010

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mayonnaise

1) An egg-based stable liquid-mixture commonly spread on sandwiches and used as salad dressing or a binding agent in cooking.

2) Semen.

3) Boring, whiter than white. Used by Caucasians to refer to other Caucasians who shun their ethnic heritage in favor of a more yuppie lifestyle. Originally used by Italian Americans from the Mid-Atlantic states, it has gained more use due to its reference in the popular HBO show, The Sopranos.

1) "Can I have mayonnaise on my sandwich instead of mustard?"

2) "That asshole jacked off while I was out last night and got his nasty mayonnaise all over my favorite sheets."

3) "Ever since Angelo started dating that girl, he's become so mayonnaise. All he talks about now is joining a country club and buying a house in the suburbs. What gives?"

by Mint Z March 14, 2009

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