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Short Sleeved Magician

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.
Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010
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dark magician

when several of these magicians gather, their intense power can build and cause total mass destruction
dan:we should be safe in this forest...
ralph: no! dark magicians!
*both men are instantly killed*
by hi im mike March 29, 2008
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short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.
Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.
by Udertheo February 25, 2010
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Magicmil

Magicmil is a mythical create who has appeared in many peoples dreams globally , many believe they may even be a real one and they set it as their life long goal just to see one on whilst under the influence of a vodka red bull
Person 1 : if you could have 1 wish what would it be

Unhealthy person : idk maybe money

Normal person : to see a magicmil
by Milmoyeeeee April 17, 2020
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Magician

WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!
Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....
by Steve September 8, 2004
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magicfingers

Someone whose fingers give is excellent massages and doesn't even try. Girls and guys squeal in pleasure after a simple neck rub.
Wow, Trevor has such awesome magicfingers.
by ieatlightbulbs December 25, 2011
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Magician!

A Guy With A Top Hat And A Black Cape Who Pulls Rabbits Out Of Hats =)
magician:(does a card trick)Voilia!
kids: WOW! That Sure Is magic
by a n n* September 12, 2005
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