Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
by Red May 13, 2005
Get the tits magee mug.Maggie is the hottest girl in the whole wide world!! She gets all the boys , can sing/dacnce HELLA good. And if you are lucky enough to be dating a Maggie and you dump her chance are she'll put you in hospital for 10 months. Don't hurt her coz she'll hurt you back. If she wera model she would beat mirander Kerr with one eyeball
Maggie is a dream come true
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by Noah J. October 5, 2006
Get the maggie may mug.The act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. Just like the famous Skeet Magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. He also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph...).
Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Dave: "Did you see the new Superman movie?"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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She is fun loving, boy crazy, bubbly, and has a great sense of humor. Smart, but still knows how to have a good time.
Girls named Maggie have been known to flirt with multiple guys at a time, but once in a relationship, they are extremely loyal.
If you spend a lot of time around her you'll get to know her more mellow side, which she only shows when she's completely comfortable with you. A happy-go-lucky type with a "you only live once" personality.
She can be overly dramatic, a tad narcissistic, and get really angry sometimes. She tends to cry a lot, and will generally be described as emotional.
Has been called beautiful, gorgeous, hot, pretty, cute, sexy, and adorable. Maggies are known to have great legs, nice eyes, and amazing hair.
Usually on the small size, guys will make excuses to pick them up and throw them around.
Maggies will generally excel in various activities (cooking, sports, photography, school) at once, and are very creative thinkers.
A lot of people tend to name their dogs Maggie, which often results in awkward situations where it feels like people are yelling at you to shut up and sit down, when they are actually yelling at their dogs.
Maggie can be short for Margaret, Magdalen, Magnolia, Margarita, Magda, or Magdalena.
The name in Irish in origin, and means pearl.
She is fun loving, boy crazy, bubbly, and has a great sense of humor. Smart, but still knows how to have a good time.
Girls named Maggie have been known to flirt with multiple guys at a time, but once in a relationship, they are extremely loyal.
If you spend a lot of time around her you'll get to know her more mellow side, which she only shows when she's completely comfortable with you. A happy-go-lucky type with a "you only live once" personality.
She can be overly dramatic, a tad narcissistic, and get really angry sometimes. She tends to cry a lot, and will generally be described as emotional.
Has been called beautiful, gorgeous, hot, pretty, cute, sexy, and adorable. Maggies are known to have great legs, nice eyes, and amazing hair.
Usually on the small size, guys will make excuses to pick them up and throw them around.
Maggies will generally excel in various activities (cooking, sports, photography, school) at once, and are very creative thinkers.
A lot of people tend to name their dogs Maggie, which often results in awkward situations where it feels like people are yelling at you to shut up and sit down, when they are actually yelling at their dogs.
Maggie can be short for Margaret, Magdalen, Magnolia, Margarita, Magda, or Magdalena.
The name in Irish in origin, and means pearl.
Maggie is awesome.
by urbantechno April 24, 2011
Get the Maggie mug.Great girlfriend, Really hilarious and sweet, always there for you. Wild, obnoxious, Boy-crazy, Best friend, never gets old.
by whatahottie April 6, 2009
Get the Maggie mug.Maggies are nice and down to earth. She will keep your secrets even from the people she's close to, but she might have some secrets of her own. She's sincere and hates the suffering of others because she knows real pain. When you first meet Maggies they might seem like the shy scene girl, but when you get to know them they're crazy. They're always smiling even if they're breaking inside. If people tell them they're pretty they will deny it because they really don't see it. They might have/want some tattoos or piercings and hate it when people judge them for it. Maggies are short with naturally brown hair, but they may secretly or not so secretly want to change it. She only sees her flaws and can't understand why people like her. She might seem sweet, but if you get on her bad side she'll destroy you. She's a loyal friend, but is always scared that her friends secretly hate her. Maggies are easily hurt and even the tiniest insult can shatter what little confidence she has. She won't let anyone know if she's suffering and will cry in the shower or at night so no one can hear her. Even if she wants to ask for help she won't because she is terrified of what people think and that the people she love will leave her. It is common for Maggies to have low self-esteem and be very insecure. She gets good grades, but doesn't think she's smart. She will apologize way too much even for the stupidest things.
Emily: I can't believe you're friends with Maggie, she's such a freak. She doesn't even like Justin Bieber, and do you see what she wears it's always some weird band shirt.
Abby: So? She's nice, and isn't a huge backstabber like a ton of other people.
Emily: I heard she cuts herself though.
Abby: Well no one's perfect. And do you know she cuts or are you just stereotyping her.
Emily: It'd hard not too she has purple hair and a pierced lip and eyebrow. Why are you defending her?!?
Abby: Because she's my friend.
Emily: Ugh! (Storms off)
Maggie: (Standing around the corner and hears everything) *Thinks* She actually cares.
Abby: So? She's nice, and isn't a huge backstabber like a ton of other people.
Emily: I heard she cuts herself though.
Abby: Well no one's perfect. And do you know she cuts or are you just stereotyping her.
Emily: It'd hard not too she has purple hair and a pierced lip and eyebrow. Why are you defending her?!?
Abby: Because she's my friend.
Emily: Ugh! (Storms off)
Maggie: (Standing around the corner and hears everything) *Thinks* She actually cares.
by MyImmortal123 July 7, 2012
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