my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

My cat Jeffery

My best friend in the whole wide world. He is orange, chonky, and has huge eyes. He likes to listen to Twenty One Pilots and Lana Del Rey, his favorite songs are Oh Ms Believer and National Anthem

My cat Jeffery is a Josh dun fan girl

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

Oh my cat

Unvoiced for Oh my God.

The /g/ sound is the the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /k/, and the /d/ sound is the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /t/, thus, articulator placement during production cat is identical to the production of the word god. God backwards may be dog, but God unvoiced is cat.

Oh my cat, what a cute houseplant.

by NYPopcat June 17, 2022