Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.

I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.

by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

ram it in my cat

When a girl wants a boy to smash her in the pussy

Shara told daylin to ram it in my cat

by Ram it in my cat April 19, 2017

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022