Murked

Murked an adjective meaning ugly.

Guy:see that girl
Guy 2: what one?
Guy: the murked one
Guy 2: ewww

by just-an-average-bitch December 14, 2012

Murk

can mean anything, but most commonly used to depict that something was barely won or done.
Created by Athens Academy class of 2012

*in ping-pong the ball hits the very corner of the table and bounces away*
"Dude, you murked me"

by Athens Academy 2012 September 04, 2007

murk

to have rough, mindblowin, tiresome, body tremblin, freaky sex

Carl: Dude what's up? Why you look so jacked up?
Jeff: Man, me and Tina murked last night.
Carl: Oh shit. You lucky bastard.

by Ms. Raqi February 04, 2008

Murking

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 08, 2009

murk

To kill, rob, take over, be physically dominant over anything

Im gunna Murk his ass if he gets in my grill. i will Murk that Gas station in a milisecond. i murk on desert vista high school. we be murkin through the city in a tonka toy.

by illdaze October 02, 2009

murk

To remove yourself from a situation. To leave.

"About to murk, I say peace to the family...."
Mos Def, Ms Fat Booty

by Big Nick June 06, 2005

murk

To attempt to seduce, hit on, make a pass at, or otherwise initiate romantic involvement with a member of the opposite sex. May also be used as a verb, as a replacement for 'fuck' or 'fucked'.

I was murking these two chicks so hard last night.

I murked on your bed, dude!

by young stephen October 18, 2007