Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

Mupchips

One who would choose the company of others simply to smoke their cannabis, without bringing any of their own.

dat boi aint bought ne green, fucking mupchips aint havin ne of mine innit

by Gadd May 25, 2006

leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

by TinaTwice January 11, 2008

milk muppets

female breasts; specifically large breasts that protrude from the chest.

Bro, I'm totally going to sink my face between those milk muppets tonight!

by milkmuppetlove July 17, 2011

Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019

Soggy Muppet

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and reaches inside her vagina and masturabates himself.

Curtis wasn't able to finish until he reached in and gave himself a soggy muppet.

by Mr. Jim Henson December 19, 2008

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015