Short for "muffin top;" the excess pudge in a woman's love handle/hip region which is the result of wearing low-waist pants that are too tight. Left with nowhere to go, the hip-fat thus cascades out and over the waistband of the pants, resembling the top of a muffin.
noun: "Check out the muff on that size 8 girl trying to pull off those size 4 pants."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."
by Muffalina September 1, 2008
Get the muffmug. Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muff is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.
by Muffe May 8, 2006
Get the muffmug. i would so muff jessica alba
by 69party in my pants69 June 30, 2008
Get the muffmug. refered to when some one is in a bad mood or being an asshole. there are stages of muff as well ranging from one to seven, seven being the worst stage of beign a pussy or being pissed off:
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff
3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff
3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.
guy: hey man shut the hell up.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.
by bigfish6969 November 11, 2010
Get the muffmug. by Maggie smith's anus January 20, 2008
Get the muffmug. by mercury?GANGSTER April 15, 2006
Get the muffmug. It is a surname. I think the name comes from Yorkshire and quite a few people from America have it as their last name!
by Anonymous Name April 6, 2007
Get the Muffmug.