Mocha Lung

Similar to the black lung, except this condition is when you are eating a desert with powdered cocoa on the top (like tiramisu or certain coffee style cakes) and you inhale some of the cocoa powder, causing a violent coughing fit.

Me: Wow this piece of tiramisu is huge
Friend: yeah, if you eat that whole thing, you'll be out with the mocha lung for weeks.

by clintone88 March 26, 2010

Mocha Pete

A homosexual man that insists he's bisexual.

Ped is a mocha Pete

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

mocha shaped

Someone that is round, squishy, and also silly!

"If not mocha, why mocha shaped?"

by airyhfjone April 3, 2023

sticky mocha

A term used for a gay latino man that only is interested in other gay latino men.

God, Juan is such a sticky mocha he won't even look at that hot black trainer at the gym.

by Kaplan9009 March 25, 2009

mocha the cat

the most precious cat to ever exist. disagreeing would cause instant gay.

I fucking love Mocha the Cat

by extoll May 13, 2018

skid mocha

A cheap variation of a mocaccino prepared with regular coffee & chocolate milk.

He's such a cheap date. He ordered us 2 skid mochas & then didn't even leave a tip!

by onespyder February 2, 2014

Mocha bxrry

Shortie

Mocha bxrry is short.

by Schickand August 25, 2021