Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.

"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."

by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022

minion mambo

a group of people who follow trends and clichés or have a 'queen bee' they follow around.

Friend 1: Did you see that they all came in the same shirt that Hilary Duff wore last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a minion mambo.

by LO.GG.3 September 4, 2011

minion rick

A rick that has evolved past science and has become a minion.

My minion rick escaped from my rape dungeon

by no u92687 September 21, 2017

Minion Mans

A super hot chad in a video on PornHub called “minion sex” wearing an oversized Despicable Me minion costume who slaps his massive cock on a girls ass and proceeds to ram cooch for approximately 36 seconds, just for the video to come to an abrupt end. Despite the shortness of the video, it is very seckesy and hott.

Matthew: Minion Mans is so hot and I want seckes with him..

Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.

Justin: I want to be girl in video

by Mans MansMans March 25, 2020

Minion Rush

The best game

Joe: Do you play minion rush?

Phil:No

Joe: Fuck you then!

by Minion Rush Fan 21 November 4, 2020

Minion hand penis

When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it

Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis

by Lobster shag December 7, 2019

minion horde player

someone who has lots of sex

"hey man are you a virgin?"

"dude im a minion horde player"

"damnnnnnnnnn ok"

by NardDog1977 March 4, 2022