MILF

Mom I'd Love to Fuck- Middle aged woman, married, who is a Mom. She is sexy and always gets comments from neighbors and strangers about what a great fuck she would be and how you want to cuckold her husband and have sex with her. Her son is flattered when he hears these compliments about his mom.
I have heard from my friends and neighbor that my wonderful and loving Mom, Maureen, is a MILF. I am so proud to be her son.
by JoeSon4 September 11, 2020
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Mother I'd like to Fuck
Mother I'd like to Facebook...lol
Boy 1
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF
by Collegeboy126 August 25, 2016
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Hiiro: hey, Aro.. look at that MILF

Aro: Hiiro, don't call that lady that word!
by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020
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A: do you love frogs?
B: MILF.
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Im MILF
by cyborg121693 May 12, 2010
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A sexually attractive women over the age of 30
by Bizkit June 18, 2005
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Cornelius: "What is this 'MILF' acronym I'm seeing bandied about in the personals these days?"

Lie Bot: "It stands for 'May I Leave Flowers?'. You use it in your ad to show that you practice old-school courtship style."
by Zerotime October 01, 2008
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