Metaphorical Couch

A phrase used to instigate grade bonding. it inspires love and unity. And sometimes results in lewd behavior.

Emily, come sit on the metaphorical couch with me.

by kraushaus October 20, 2011

Metaphorically

in a way that uses or relates to metaphor; figuratively.

You slept like a baby last night, metaphorically

by SoullessHeartz May 11, 2022

busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth

to cum in a girls mouth. but not atcually ejaculate. it's all a metaphor. so as if you really do it, but you don't.

say you're at a party and you're hitting on a girl and making her think you're going to have sex like it's to the point if you wanted you could bust a nut in her mouth. but you don't and kind of just walk away. therefore you're busting a metaphorical nut in her mouth.

by dont use your real name pseudu May 18, 2010

metapor

a dried out vagina which usually happens to people over 60 years of age...

man that chick had a metaphor, we had to use so much lube

by Tommo February 21, 2005

metalphor

A portmanteau of "metaphor" and "metal", referring to the use of heavy metal songs or lyrics as a representation of less tangible (or audible) ideas.

"My girlfriend getting way too clingy. I don't know what to do anymore."
"Four words for you: Run To The Hills."
"Iron Maiden! Nice metalphor, sir. So ... should I break up with her over text or email?"

by metalphor September 10, 2011

metaporn

a form of porn in which natures call is absent

That metaporn was almost s&m.

by briznain July 30, 2016

Metaphorical

Me. I'm mad metaphorical my dudes... And dudettes... I don't know what my fan base is like. Gotta be some dudettes in there. I donno. Gotta do a case study or something.

Hym "Ha! That's hilarious! You did see it. Iam had a fucking MELTDOWN!"

Iam "........."

Hym "Don't glare at me like that! You know it's funny! Big-time meltdown too. Like, 'ordered online from a Denny's' level meltdown."

Iam "I was upset..."

Hym "Hahaha! See!? He wants to lie so bad! Look at his face! HAHAHAHAA! And I'm not even being metaphorical."

Iam "I don't think you're using that word properly..."

Hym "Nah I'm doing it right."

Iam "Can we just go to bed? I'm not trying to be up until 7am again."

Hym "Yeah, yeah..."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2022