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Hally Measurement

A pint glass filled with over half straight vodka, topped up with a few drops of lemonade. Made by Canterbury's finest.
Are you man enough for a Hally Measurement?

He tried a Hally Measurement. It didnt end well for the poor fella.
by TheSwift7 November 10, 2011
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Dick Measuring Contest

When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.
Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.
by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020
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measurementally challenged

a term used to describe a person, group of people, or country that uses an antiquated system of weights and measures. this system might use measurements like feet, pounds, yards, ounces, stones, leagues, fathoms, cubits, hogs heads, miles, stones throws, gallons, cups, quarts, teaspoons, inches, etc.
the united states is measurementally challenged, as we have still not converted to the metric system. the old system is way retarded.
by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010
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Meature

Meature: A Movie Feature and not just a plain film. From David Letterman on the Tonight Show.
"....we're off to the movies tonight to see a meature"
by OneLondon May 25, 2006
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dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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measurable

Man his penis is so small I couldn't find it in the mircoscope, making it non-measurable
by CarI Johnson August 1, 2019
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