Mcjob

a really crappy job, usually at McDonald's that pays less than minimum wage and offers no way to move up
requirements:
acne
overweight
no high school diploma
your virginity
preferred:
still lives with mom

boy: oh yeah, i heard miguel got a mcjob
girl: god, hes such a loser

by kait December 9, 2003

Buzzword McJargon

Someone who uses buzzwords in a nonsensical rant in an attempt to appear leet.

Oh Shit, Duck! Here comes Buzzword McJargon... And He's wearing his helmet again. Maybe if he doesn't see us he wont come over here.

Buzzword: "Hey guys I wrote a erlang script that will corrupt your firewall by spraying udp packets with invalid checksums."

by 2600 February 11, 2008

Spicy McJenkins

When you put a secret dab of hot sauce on your dick and then catch head from an unsuspecting victim.

i got a spicy mcjenkins last night and that bitch drank all my milk

by chip jr. May 21, 2006

mcjasent

Mcjasent is the best, very cold vibe and very sensitive lol. But so fluffy and caring. Also smart and stronk. Is the best gamer. And has good hands hehe

"Im gonna name my child mcjasent, it will be the best revenge after a breakup"
"Im jk, happy birthday mcjasent i love u"

by 3zzzhhh February 4, 2022

fargle mcjargle

When a morbitly obese guy does the truffle shuffle, and waves result out of this

"big fat tony was drunk and tried to do the truffle shuffle"

"man that wasnt no truffle shuffle, that was the fuckin fargle mcjargle son!"

by jibbarousseau July 12, 2009

Speedy McJesus

Basically it means that your fast as hell, like Ricky Bobby.

Boy that Kenyan's as fast as Speedy McJesus.

by Black Ass Mofo July 26, 2011

The McJeffrey

To find the ugliest girl, that you will ever see and take a piss on her butt cheeks and then insert your penis into her ass.

That girl was so ugly I had to give her The McJeffrey.

by Nascar October 1, 2014