When the smoke from excess cigarette consumption gets trap in the recess between the brain and skull, causing confusion, mediocrity, and pain.
"The Count's not making much sense these days."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
"Rink brain?"
"Naw, he doesn't play hockey. He does smoke a lot of cigarettes, though."
"Ah, sounds like a case of the Marlboro Malady to me."
by landwehr34 May 03, 2023
Formerly "Marlboro Lights", Marlboro Golds are low nicotine, tasteless cigarettes. Often smoked by sorority girls and the like who don't really smoke or enjoy smoking, but just do it to "look cool". They taste like paper and have a chemical after-taste.
Person 1:So, you started smoking? What do you smoke?
Person 2:Since I don't know any brands I just went for Marlboro Golds
Person 1: Hahahahahahahaha, those are disgusting, try some camels or some Marb Reds, you may aswell enjoy smoking if you're going to waste you're lungs on it.
Person 2:Since I don't know any brands I just went for Marlboro Golds
Person 1: Hahahahahahahaha, those are disgusting, try some camels or some Marb Reds, you may aswell enjoy smoking if you're going to waste you're lungs on it.
by d77rj May 23, 2011
A cigarette that is less harsh than regular cigarettes such as the Marlboro Reds or Camels. Usually smoked by occasional smokers or people who smoke for social reasons such as frat boys or angsty teenagers. Generally speaking, women and sorority girls smoke this type of cigarette because it is lighter on the lungs and throat.
Smokers who are trying to quit often start by switching to this cigarette due to the cigarette having less tar and nicotine.
Smokers who are trying to quit often start by switching to this cigarette due to the cigarette having less tar and nicotine.
John: Yo, you switched your main cigs to Marlboro Gold?
Thomas: Yeah man, the reds were too harsh on my throat
Thomas: Yeah man, the reds were too harsh on my throat
by oh ny3s August 30, 2016
by rubenxela October 10, 2007
The most wretched and awful cigarette known to man. The stale tobacco that is used to make Marlboro Mediums is mixed with the feces and puke of poo-eating illegal immigrants. The shitobacco is then left to sit and rot for three years.
Marlboro tricks you with a pretty box and a buy one get one. They never tell you that it comes with a fecal aftertaste and nausea.
Marlboro tricks you with a pretty box and a buy one get one. They never tell you that it comes with a fecal aftertaste and nausea.
Smoking should be something you enjoy not a chore. Marlboro Mediums make smoking a horrible chore. They make you fell sick for the rest of the day.
by planktonskankton May 06, 2008
Soft and very furry Cat. He is the Beast-Master. He will eat all of the World's Bugs, and also Birds. He will attack ALL of the strings on Planet Earth-World. With a cat like him, who needs a girlfriend? Marlboro Man is the life of the Party. He is The Business.
by Superfriend October 29, 2013
by Killakazie187 October 18, 2018