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Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys
Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal
by Coochi man March 12, 2022
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The true meaning of the name Malia is flower in Hawaiian. All though I am not Hawaiian my name is and it’s beautiful. The only reason I know this is because I met a lovely elder woman named Malia, who was indeed Hawaiian. She told me that our name is a great gift and to cherish it. Because in Hawaii flowers bloom everywhere.
“Hi I’m Malia.”

“That’s a beautiful name.”

Thank you.”
by Sexy frog March 8, 2021
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Malia is the type of girl who will drop anything to support you. She will always pick you up when you have fallen, she will carry you and support you until you can go on your own. Malia’s have long wavy brown hair with a good face shape that fits her, she is sporty and has good grades. She always try’s her best and when she can’t she try’s harder. Malia will always make her friends come before her and she has the kindest heart. Most of them play soccer or soft ball and have brown eyes with freckles on their noses even if they’re super faint. Malia loves to go out with her friends and have lots of fun even if she’s at a little party with not a lot of people she will find a way to have a blast. If your friends with a Malia don’t break her heart and keep her forever- Avery
Person 1- That girl looks like she’s having fun
Person 2- of course she is that’s Malia
by I.hit_kids September 26, 2021
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Malia. She’s funny, smart and kinda stupid at the same time. She has the most amazing personality that someone could have. She’s the person that is the most fun to be around. She’s confident and she’s literally gorgeous.
i love you Malia💜
by presley.blair🦄 April 10, 2021
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Hilarious
But also a liar
Dude, you’re so funny. Your almost Malia
by Turttle w/2 Ts June 28, 2025
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by taylor tkc February 27, 2022
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Malia is a emo person shes gay

Malia is a town in northeast Crete, near Herakleion, very famous for it's amazing nightlife.
It is a very popular tourist destination, mainly among young Brits, like Kavos, Zante and Kos.
The strip is full of nightclubs and bars and it's the perfect place for unforgettable, crazy, booze filled holidays.

The boys from the Inbetweeners went there on a lads holiday in the 2011 Inbetweeners movie.
have you seen malia?
yes

where?
yes
by Lustbubs November 23, 2021
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