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malding

when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.
"HAHA you loser, KEEP MALDING"
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Malding

This man is malding on Crypto.
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Malde

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.
Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*
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malding

who the fuck is Hasan and why is he malding?
Hasan is malding?
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Malding

When someone is so mad they start balding.
Sam and Nathan are malding while playing Siege
by Derkely February 5, 2020
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mald

when someone is super mad about something irrelevant or super mad about a video game
tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol
by kapgaming July 6, 2021
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Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
by Sacculish July 2, 2021
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