when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.
by Miss's Phalanges August 24, 2022

Malde will typically be a tall and shy person. He will seem like a jerk the first 5 months you know him, but afterwards his personality will have infected you like a multiresistant disease. Malde typically suffers from scizophrenia and maybe other psychological diseases.
Junkie: That guy seems weird
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*
other junkie: Yeah he's probably a Malde
Junkie: *nods understandingly*
by Xatnich March 5, 2018


by Derkely February 5, 2020

tyler gaming official: leave right now ur so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kapital gaming official: malding lol
kapital gaming official: malding lol
by kapgaming July 6, 2021

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.
The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
by Sacculish July 2, 2021
