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White Mage

"That's right! I'm the White Mage! And nobody, fucks, with the White Mage!
by Dordobolong June 2, 2021
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Pirate Red Mage

Like a Red Mage, only with some Pirate added in for good measure. Is primarily a Pirate before a Red Mage. Uses Airships as main form of transportation.
Greg might have come acroper of that sea serpent, if he hadn't been packing LIT3, being a Pirate Red Mage and all.
by Maxx Power January 13, 2007
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White Mage

Wielder of White Magic. Uses healing powers to strenghten and heal allies. Also can use magic to harm the undead. In Final Fantasy, it is one of the most important jobs. Generally a woman. In FFXI, this job is usually left to the Tarutaru. If you play this job, you can be spammed for continuous cures by the dead people you pass. Also the job class with the weakest defense.
Deadguy: raise me!
WhiteMage: Why?
Deadguy: cuz youre a white mage! it's ur job!
WhiteMage: *casts magic*
Deadguy: Yes!!!!!11! Woot!!!
Goblin hits WhiteMage for 1425 points of damage.
WhiteMage falls to the ground.
Deadguy: u suck.
by Mattacon July 24, 2008
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Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn
Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."
by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005
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Green Mage

A Final Fantasy Class; a magician that render enimies weak to certain skills and allies stronger to them, but also have some skill with fighting. according to final fantasy, the main weapon they use is maces with no real explanation why. according to some, they are a weak and/or useless class, because power-ups and power-downs have little effect in battle.
Dude 1: Man i got wasted on ff online last night....

Dude 2: how did that happen?

Dude 1: green mage..... he like got rid of my power-ups and mashed me to shreds...

Dude 2: POWER-UPS ARE USELESS ANYWAY!!!!!
by Lord Rhyno August 2, 2008
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wood mage

Forest dwelling creature, the official height off cool
Legolos is a wood mage
by SirGalahadTheDivine January 9, 2010
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cookiecutter mage

A derogatory term referencing a character in an online videogame with maximum skill points who often dies to characters that are deemed to be "newbies." This type of person often lists several excuses as to why they lost and often becomes emotionally distraught in often hilarious ways. The origin of this term makes reference to a person who plays a mage in an online game called Ultima Online who goes by the name COOKIEMONSTER.
"I just killed a cookiecutter mage with a character who has 65 magery."

"COOKIEMONSTER just attacked me with several other people helping him and he still died."

"COOKIEMONSTER lost to me fairly but still insisted on making several disparaging remarks, he is such a cookiecutter mage."

"That guild is a bunch of cookiecutter mages, I wouldn't worry about them"
by Benjamin Disraeli October 14, 2005
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