Lurpy

Extremely tall and skinny

The basketball player was really lurpy

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

lurpy

Having everything to with being creepy, overly touchy, unwelcome in advances or presence, may include, but is not limited to, those who are heavily intoxicated.
Probably derived from the use of lurky and creepy combined, thus lur-py.

Many variations exist all with the same general implications. One can lurp, be a lurp, a lurpster, a lurp show, be lurpy, be lurptastic, or do something lurpily.

"That guy was all over you on the dance floor"
"Yeah he was really lurping on me"

" Who is that guy staring at everyone from the corner?"
"I dunno he's really lurpy"

by Teanna & the DC girls October 30, 2006

lurpercy

A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.

Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2021

lurpercy

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.

Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.

by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

Lurps

1. Noun: Oral sex.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex.

Synonyms: Fellatio, Head, Buffs.

As a noun: "This really hot girl wants to give me the lurps."
As a verb: "Are you gonna lurp me?"

by xw8 February 6, 2010

Lurperville

Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.

This place looks like lurperville once the property owner leaves for the night.

by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021

lurpee slerpee

here in methminster ca .we have been spoiled by permisc ious skeezes who love the cock who swallow and never spit : THUS A "LURPEE SLERPEE"A hummer , blowjob

UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ONE GUY SAID: my girlfriend gave me the best lurpee slerpee ive ever had!!!

by SIRLICKSITRITE October 7, 2010