Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.

Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.

by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009

Logging On

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."

by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011

Loggin' Off

When one is defecating!
To defecate!

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Logging

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.

Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja

by Glengarry Glenross July 1, 2011

Loagy

To be sad, dispondent, tired, bored, easily agitated, and all around unhappy. Similiar to the term blah. Most often associated with pre-menstrual syndrome or a feeling of general un-ease.

"Man, I sure feel loagy today."
"Wow! Could she be anymore loagy?"
"Jen's been a little loagy lately."

by "Cuba", "El Conquistador" July 7, 2008

logy

To feel tired or sluggish

"Time for a break. The group is getting logy"

by Don Rae December 11, 2006

loggage

n. The enormous, burdensome lump of shit you carry around in your gut that awaits sweet release.

Larry: "Dude, let's go for a jog."

George: "No fucking way, I've got a ton of loggage to deal with first."

by Bjorn Bumquist August 8, 2009