looter dude

The subject of a much-publicized Hurricane Katrina photo. He was captured wading through waist-high waters carrying Heineken beers in a big fat plastic basket. Looter dude has spawned a whole messageboard on viperalley.com devoted to photoshopping him into random pictures.

Looter dude, faced with desparate times, was desparate for a cold one.

by Zarita September 20, 2005

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Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 8, 2015

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Lootery

Like the lottery for criminals, used to describe looting high ticket items stolen during a riot.

We robbed the best buy during the Rodney King riots, and my house looked like we hit the lootery.

by Goodson01030 July 23, 2009

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Lottery Hair

Lottery Hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to Dolly Parton shortly after winning the PowerBall. This generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.

For example,BobbiJo says:
"Shazam! Donna sure does look purty since she won the Scratch Off's. Look how Darryl and Billy Joe are pawin' all over her!"
And Tim responds:
"Aw hell, anybody can see it's just her Lottery Hair. She's still got an ass the size of a double-wide."

by whatthefarm March 14, 2008

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