liquor courage

The title of any alcohalic beverage that enables you to approach and conversate with people more freely.

John had liquor courage the way he was talking to that girl.

by D&JHOUSTON February 12, 2018

liquor floppy

When one is too drunk to get an erection. See also whiskey dick.

I was so wasted that I couldn't get it up because I had liquor floppy.

by J.P. Litch April 30, 2010

liquor wagon

A moped or motor scooter driven by someone who has no other means of transportation because they lost their license for driving drunk and aren't allowed to drive any other motorized vehicle.

Extra sadness points are awarded if the scooter is observed being driven by someone over 40, used to transport alcoholic beverages, or parked in front of a bar or liquor store.

Why is Jimmy riding a scooter? He's 52 years old!
That's his liquor wagon. He got popped for DUI and lost his license for a year.

by doubleblock June 16, 2016

Liquor lenses

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

I had my liquor lenses on and didn’t notice she’s maybe a 2.5 on a good day.

by Juls15 June 16, 2018

liquor lizard

a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.

"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."

by thefolge March 7, 2008

liquor blanket

when you're chilling at the park all day in a tank top and flip flops and even when the sun starts to go down, you are not cold, because you've been drinking all day and the buzz makes you feel like you are wrapped in a warm, cozy blanket

sam: hey, wanna join us at the park?

jamie: nah, it's gonna get cold
sam: you wont feel it - we got liquor blankets.

by elle99 June 2, 2014

liquor titties

When any girl with a large rack can hold their liquor, drinking far more than her stature would suggest, you can make the assumption is that she is storing all that booze in her tits, thereby keeping her from getting drunk.

Damn, that's her 10th shot in a row -- she's got the liquor titties.

by ATL Bob July 23, 2007