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douche lips

A pursing of the lips used primarily by Jersey douchebags when they are posing for a photograph, especially when there is a woman in the picture. Although the exact meaning is unknown, there are several theories. Some say the douche lips are a sign of dominance over the woman in the picture, or the viewer of the photograph -- sort of a "kiss my ass" gesture. Others say the douche lips are meant to look like a human anal sphincter. And still others believe that the douche lips simply signify douche tribe membership to nearby douches, who often have spiked hair, fake tans, and huge, steroid-induced physiques.
To ensure his place in the Douchebag Hall of Fame, Tony made douche lips in every single one of his wedding pictures.
by Jimmy G. February 3, 2008
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stream of lip

When you read someone the riot act, unleashing a stream of consciousness takedown, no holds barred.
Her's was the most raucous and effective example of stream of lip justice I've ever heard.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2017
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Bongo lips

Very large, full lips that are typically associated with those of south african descent.
"You seen that boy Jay-Z? He got some big ol' bongo lips!"
by buffwe May 15, 2018
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Lip Grip

When you pull your penis out of a girl and her vagina grips it so hard that it's pulled out an inch or two.
Man julie is so tight her lip grip is insane
by attacksblacks September 4, 2012
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Lip licking

A way to sueduce a person in a very sexual way.
Karya did her moves which was lip licking to sueduce jacob.
by Karyal. November 28, 2013
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Nigger Lipping

When one slobbers all over a pipe, bong, joint, or any smoking device being shared by others.
Ah shit Cody, you just totally nigger lipped that bong.
by Thycid September 23, 2004
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Splinter Lip

Is a Pop band with Death Metal influences. The band was formed in the wintery landscape of Amherst Massachusetts. With the lyrical genius of Jonathon Greene as their backdrop, the members of Splinter Lip took the Facebook/Youtube community by storm with over 125 views of their first single "Roy G. Biv" while their second single is still on the rise. Splinter Lip credited their sucess to Beefeater london gin and a glass elephant. They plan on a full tour in the summer of 2010.
Did you guys hear the new Splinter Lip song on youtube the other day. Twas epic!!!!!
by NeckroSnatcher March 2, 2010
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