LinkedIn Porn

The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.

I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022

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linensexual

When you so much desire being in your own bed, sleeping, enjoying, perhaps even cocooning.

After a tough week I am going to be linensexual for a day, maybe with tea or a brandy, so don’t bother me.

by AOKisCool December 13, 2022

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back linker

a person who sends you the same youtube or other various links, by chat or mail, that you have only just sent them two days ago

John: Look, it's a new Rammstein video!

Sally: You're such a back linker John, I've sent yout this link yesterday!

by snicve March 20, 2010

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Wet Linen

An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.

I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.

I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

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