Linguistic Glitter

When you use linguistic glitter you are sprinkling your language with Fuck, Shit, and Cunt bombs.

I was always taught that cursing was bad language, now I know it is just linguistic glitter.

by Delia2228 October 5, 2020

Linguistic Terrorism

Destroying a language by using it incorrectly or in a way that is not in line or accordance with its rules, conventions, etc.

In the University of Excellence in English Language and Language Arts, Joe was convicted of first-degree linguistic terrorism by the University's faculty and superintendent when he wrote an entire research paper (53 pages to be precise) in which he used the word "then" in every place where he should've used "than" and misspelling every word in the last 25 pages. He was accordingly given a 25-year sentence (instead of a 10 non-decillion one, which the superintendent was very tempted to give) in order for him to learn his lesson and in order to warn others that the English language will be rigorously and strictly preserved at all costs.

by CreeperDude567 November 3, 2020

Linguistic turd bombing

The use of a word or term, that is strategically created to manifest its effects in the longer term future. The bomb aspect refers to the explosive nature or affect that devastates the old structures, primarily utilised for social engineering purposes by governments or groups to change the narrative to match their desired outcomes and objectives.

In Nazi Germany, they used Linguistic turd bombs that were at first mild. This strategy was to prepare the population for their secret objectives.
Linguistic Turd Bombs were constantly being dropped into their propaganda Words , so Linguistic Turd bombs like unclean, dirty, soon developed into far more sinister terms such as rats and other dehumanising terms.

This guy is a real Linguistic turd bombing character, always trying to manipulative , to conceal his ultimate goal, when its too late to know where it came from.

by BudgieMuscle1 May 23, 2023

Punning linguist

Anyone who successfully engages in punnilingus

Geoff: I'm so BOARD of this (said while playing Articulate)
Chris: You are such a punning linguist

by Kyle Taylor (punning linguist extraordinaire) May 7, 2008

Losing My Linguine

Losing my linguine is what you say when you want to lose weight by cutting pasta out of your diet.

Guy 1: I gained a lot of weight recently, I'm thinking of losing my linguine.
Guy 2: Okay.

by brokso July 9, 2018

Linguistic Prescriptivism

What you're doing when you create an Urban Dictionary entry for something that no one says but you think that they should.

Making a UD entry for a joke instead of documenting actual slang is linguistic prescriptivism.

by Kiro Osex XIII May 29, 2018

linguini

It is know for being a pasta dish. But now, since I have re-defined it, it is a word for being horny.

"Ooh, I'm feeling LINGUINI!!!"

by Erika May 10, 2004