Lighthousing

As opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place.

She was lighthousing through his web of deceit and saw the truth of the matter.

by Fàilte March 22, 2017

Lighthousing

When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles

Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster

Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort

by cannydaft May 7, 2021

Lake Erie Light House

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.

He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.

by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009

lighthoused

To be pwned in a videogame multiple times in rapid succession.

I was playing Gears last night and some guy lighthoused me!

by Sheknova July 31, 2007

lighthobuse

when you beat up a prostitute a little bit

there was some serious lighthobuse on the mean streets last night, but it wasn't me man, i was home alone 2.

by militant mike August 20, 2003

lighthobuse

to beat up a prostitute a little bit

hey are you a pimp

heck yeah i am a pimp

hey i just saw one of your hoes walking down the street looking sassy but she didnt have on no boots

oh hmmm interesting this does not bode well

yeah i know you always make them wear those boots

yeah i think i am going to have to scold her at least but it might require escalation

what else can you do

well i dont want to hurt her too bad

may i suggest a bit of lighthobuse

good idea i will only smack her around kind of

by weswordsmith November 5, 2010

lighthousing

To insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.

I was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.

by becca7775 July 20, 2008