Lighthouse

The bathtub game where you fill the tub with bubbles lie flat on your back with a full erection painted with water colored paint with the tip being yellow. Then you partner (Motorboat Magee) with their face half submerged, makes motorboat sounds and tries to find the light house beach (floating testicles), and once ashore, uses a finger in the anus to "anchor" to shore

Hey love you wanna play lighthouse tonight?

by Christian Ellis September 21, 2016

captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.

Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.

by A damn Yankee January 4, 2023

lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

Cochecton Lighthouse

To place the handle of a lit flashlight in ones ass and spin around.

Todd is drunk and doing the Cochecton lighthouse again.

by Wally3 November 5, 2018

my lighthouse

my lighthouse is a term for paraplegic-spider man. This is the form that Noah turns into when indie or Erin says ''my lighthouse''. Erin will laugh and maybe wheeze, then Indie will wheeze and die. Luke will then go into a dissected form and say 'ah ah ah' then Indie and Erin will copy and then burst out laughing.

Erin or Indie yells 'MY LIGHTHOUSE' then noah goes into a deformed spider-man position.
'MY LIGHTHOUSE' *noah goes into a paraplegic spider-man

by thugdoroki November 30, 2020

The Lighthouse

An iconic but heavily restricted landmark on Grimrock island. Rumored to house things such as the essence or the counter-essence, one thing is for sure, those who go in don't come out the same grimace.

"Have you watched the lighthouse?"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

lighthoused

(V.) To get black-out drunk. Lights on, nobody home.

I was lighthoused by 11 o'clock and had to be carried out of the bar

by ASeasonedDrinker September 7, 2016