by your neighbor April 25, 2024
The bathtub game where you fill the tub with bubbles lie flat on your back with a full erection painted with water colored paint with the tip being yellow. Then you partner (Motorboat Magee) with their face half submerged, makes motorboat sounds and tries to find the light house beach (floating testicles), and once ashore, uses a finger in the anus to "anchor" to shore
by Christian Ellis February 10, 2016
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by StopSexualizingBoats April 02, 2023
A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.
by A damn Yankee January 05, 2023
An iconic but heavily restricted landmark on Grimrock island. Rumored to house things such as the essence or the counter-essence, one thing is for sure, those who go in don't come out the same grimace.
"Have you watched the lighthouse?"
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 28, 2023