Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.

I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.

by Toodles777 December 11, 2012

lighthouse

An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.

Wally decided to attach the lighthouse to the razor in order to keep his penguin soft and supple.

by Penguin June 23, 2004

lighthouse

To insert your head into a womans anal cavity (rectum) and while up there in the abyss you stick your tongue out and slowly start rotating your body just like a lighthouse.

bro # 1: I would lighthouse her for a full minute if you pay me 1,000 dollars for each second.

bro #2: ew dawg that bitch is fat as hell, and you will suffocate up there

bro #1: I cant help it everyday her butt crack shows, shes teasing me dawg

by nigger3000 November 15, 2011

libations

anything that a person wants at any given time, (food, water, sex, sleep, ect.)

i require libations.

by einstein4471 August 17, 2008

lighthousing

To insert a flashlight into a body oriface (other than your mouth) so that when you open your mouth, a beacon of light is emitted, possibly from your eyes, too.

I was drawn through the dark by a beam of light, upon closer inspection, it was just my friend lighthousing with a flashlight.

by becca7775 July 20, 2008

Lighthousing

When you're lying in bed with your girl or guy on their phone, and you're trying to sleep but they keep shining the light from their phone in your face.

Brian: Tom, you look tired. Rough night?
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.

by Iffy2 November 13, 2015

lighthouse

verb. Means to use your cellphone light in a dark area to guide someone towards you.

She got lost so I had to lighthouse her so she could find me.

by Mitchiepoo February 26, 2010