football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B

Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.

by Caduceus April 18, 2023

Sociology lesson

Any lesson that you have where you just sit around and do fuck all. The teacher don't give a fuck and neither do you. You know you will fail your exams but you just couldnt give a Fucking Toss

Fred: Lets have a chilli eating contest!
Paul: Yeah that sounds great. Another typical Sociology lesson
Fred: The teacher would rather have a smoke so lets just do what we want
Paul: Yeah alright, cool.

Fred: Drink this coke with the chilli's in it for £2.50
Paul: Done, someone record my expression
Fred: Sweet, this shit is going on facebook
Paul: What about Mr M***e
Fred: Fuck M***e

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

hand-job lesson

A hand-job lesson is a training exercise for hand-job squires. The guy who is giving the lesson takes the hand of the hand-job squire and gently wraps it around his own hand which is jacking his own dick. The purpose is to teach the squire the pressure, speed, rhythm, and anything else that the guy likes when he jacks off and cums.

Matt gave me a hand-job lesson to show me how he likes to be jacked off.

by USAF Cadet June 7, 2021

learn you a lesson

1.verb: to show someone (or thing) that they are wrong or that they do poorly in reference to a specific field through punishment or humiliation

"you think you're good at video games? give me that controller and i'll learn you a lesson!"

"the steelers learned the seahawks a lesson."

by bryon lasagna March 22, 2006

Swimming lessons on the penis

to learn how to use the penis better

Dam Chelsea's good! She doesn't need swimming lessons on the penis because she already had them.

by Marc Nucum September 13, 2006

Lesson of LOL

Where one has been kicked from a certain course, and one has nothing else to do during this free period but to do other work or act annoyed

I got kicked from my ICT course and now i have a free lesson of LOL

by dGrundy January 30, 2007

Lesson 53

Reference to Content Creator Ranboo's lore on the DreamSMP.

A set of rules pops up on the screen through out his lore stream, one of them being Lesson 53 aka Never Fully Trust Anyone.

Lesson 53: Never Fully Trust Anyone.

by OliveClaw May 18, 2021