lerk

To go about business in an orderly boo fashion so that one remains out of contact by all means for a substantial length of time. Consequentially a "Great White" lerk is one where the individual is out of reach for the better part of the day or multiple days.

I have been on the great white lerk for the past 24 hours!!

by The O rig O nal April 6, 2003

She's a Super Leek Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with braised leeks

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She's a Super Leek Burger, it comes with braised leeks!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Leekums

When your penis hangs farther then your ball sack.

Shane mooned us and we only seen his ballsack so therefore he has Leekums.

by i banged tina January 11, 2008

Potato and leek soup

The best god damn soup in Barnes and Noble.

Hey you, get me 4 orders of that potato and leek soup right nao!

by kldnfg August 7, 2009

Good Night and Good Leek Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with leeks

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Good Night and Good Leek Burger, it comes with leeks!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Turn the Other Leek Burger

A burger that comes with leek

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Turn the Other Leek Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004