Lenties

1. A sustainable and nutrient dense snack made from whole roasted lentils and seasoned with a variety of unique flavors.

“I’m dying to snack on some lenties”
“Wut?”
“You know, Lenties... crunchy lentil snack? 7 grams of protein, 32% daily fiber...”
“Oh. I thought you were saying you were tryna eat nuts”

“Nah, Lenties have way less fat than nuts”

by rhsvr June 8, 2019

lenzner

A drug addict with rich parents that lies about everything.

Charles got caught lying about sucking off homeless men with his sister, once again. His wife just wants him to hurry up and overdose so she can cash out on grandpas money before the kids realize dad and aunt Crystal are total lenzners.

by China Jim 911 April 7, 2019

lennie

lennie is a horriable man who always tries to touch you up and you should never let him do this and you should never trust lennie because he could cheat on you so stay away from lennie but the kind of lennie you should stay away from ate the ones who have pearms black hair and hangs with yr7 s because he has no friends

lennie is mean

by the one that has it November 26, 2019

Lennie Tootsie Roll

When you make out with a girl in a sleeping bag and she shits on you.

Jenny gave me a Lennie Tootsie Roll lastnight.

Jenny has a case of the Lennie Tootsie Rolls.

by Hotel Whiskey November 27, 2019

lezzie for money

the female counterpart of gay for pay

The women in this porn movie aren't real lesbians,
they're just lezzie for money.

by loves les beings December 14, 2019

lennie

an autistic little shit who likes rabbits and killing prostitutes.

Boomer: "damn it! the autistic kid killed my 3rd wife!"
Zoomer: "oh shit brother. lennie just loves killing them prostitutes."

by i hate lennie small January 10, 2020

Lencies

Short for Balenciaga shoes.

“He disrespected the gang, so I proceeded to step on him with my lencies.”

by Jackie Dubz April 22, 2020