The Seksonic Legion

The Clan Formerly Known As SEKS takes up a new name, The Seksonic Legion, an Uber WoW Guild on the Horde side who ganks n00bs and gains 1 inch to penis length for each n00b ganked.

Remeber kids, Everytime you gank a n00b your penis grows an inch. :D

by Killtodie November 15, 2004

LegNog

Poorly digested Saturday night cuisine, prematurely let loose down one's short pantaloons. Distinguishing feature: sticky and glutinous; in the form of thin stalactites. Inevitably accompanied by total loss of self control and self respect.

Excerpt from "Come Hell And Thigh Water"
The Poop Report

"To say that Ruth was surprised to see me again would be incorrect. Instead, it would be more accurate to say she was positively mortified to see me again, seeing as how just fifteen seconds ago I didn't have thin stalactites of legnog dripping from my shorts."

by yellow_bozo January 12, 2009

lennon

Lennons are beautiful people both inside and out. Lennons are usually handsome, shy young guys with many hidden talents. Typically, Lennons have exotic green eyes, curly brown hair, a semi-muscular figure, and an average height, giving them no shortage of female attention. Women are also very intrigued by Lennons view on life and the way he serenades with his handmade guitar. Lennons can usually be found trekking the alpines, surfing the gold coast, frolicking in nature, or playing a pick up soccer game. Lennons musical vocabulary is endless so do not try to find a song/band that he does not already know. Ask Lennon a question once in a while to have your mind completely blown and your eyes opened to the fabrics of life itself.

Woah! Those lyrics are seriously deep... Must be written by a Lennon!

by JohnJohn_John June 29, 2016

Lennonism

Based on the teachings of the former leader of the USSR who went on to found the Beatles with Senator Joe McCarthy. Involves purging and binging, and giving peace and five-year plans a chance. John Vladimir Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov Petrovich Juan Valdez Diego de Montoya Lennon (1870-1980)

Lennon pulled his country out of the first world war in order to give peace a chance. McCarthy finished up with communist witch hunts just in time to Join Lennon and Former President Harrison and Special Prosecutor Starr at the Hollywood bowl. The girls were wet and wild when they opened up with "Can't Buy me Love." Historians believe that Beatlemania was a natural extension of Lennonism, which in turn, was a product of the reformation and the Council of Trent.

by Wisk February 5, 2008

Legion

The ruler and owner of Russianada.

"All hail Legion! Dobro! Dobro!"

by Legion December 22, 2003

The Loyal Bush Legionary

-Conservative E-Thug
-Peace Hater
-Ann Coulter's Penis
-Massive NRA Supporter... Canada has stricter gun laws, and they have lower death rates... Coincidence?
-Assumes the Rock Against Bush CD is made by liberals, and not hippies just trying to sell records
-Someone with the nerve to post this:
"Seen on a bathroom stall wall: GAYS ARE BOUND FOR HELL.
Me writing in response: True Dat."
-Christian Lunatic
-Worst Legionary ever

Jim: Did you see The Loyal Bush Legionary's post about Homosexuals?
John: Ya man, it was revolting and disgusting, its a shame that people like that have to exist.
Jim: What a gay hating asshat.
John: AssBelonk
Jim: Ya... Belonk

by ZeeLaw July 16, 2006

john lennon her

john lennon her is to smack a girl and she leaves you and three months later u call her and ask her to take you back and she says yes

"did you john lennon her bad?"

by christhewicked May 6, 2009