Thought leader

1. (Noun) One who thinks one is a leader

by Zillah July 09, 2018

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Beer leader

typified as a hyperactive beta-male who seeks pleasure by promoting alcohol abuse at fraternity parties. In the presence of a beer leader, ones ability to consume everclear, slam beer bongs, and do multi-minute keg stands is exponentially increased. Sometimes to life threatening limits. Beer leaders capitalize on an extensive lexicon of degrading words and emasculating gestures in order to gain others compliance into drinking more than they cared to.

Beer leader: Dude, lets do keg stands!!

party guy: naw i'm set bro

Beer leader: common pussy! that guy over there said you chug cock! you not a cock chugger are you?

party guy: screw him! who wants to see the worlds longest keg stand!!

by bi-polar bear October 06, 2008

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Supreme Leader

The one that rules all of the land. She doesn’t care what other people think and if they say something that is mean then she will have the royal punisher/ executer end them. She has an army of knights and a head night. She also has an assistant that gives her advice. She is in charge of knighting all of the army and does not have to listen to anyone else because SHE IS BETTER THAN THEM AND KNOWS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE THAT HAS EVER LIVES INT THE PLANET!!! If someone disagrees with her she doesn’t care because she knows she is higher ranked than them. She currently has her own national anthem. She is small but feisty and funny. You shouldn’t tick her off because it’s never a good idea to provoke a short person. She’s plays the trumpet and is not afraid to go for what she wants.

Guy 1: Bro imma sneak into that house and steal sum cash broski
Guy 2: Nah don’t even try bro the Supreme Leader lives there she’ll murder u!!!

Guy 1: I’m so much better than the Supreme Leader, the one who rules over all and takes control of your memories who is short and I’m taller than her so that automatically makes me better lol imao dab fidget spinner

Supreme Leader: kill him

by Tessa2021 May 27, 2019

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Scout Leader

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult because they failed miserably in life. These people long for power, but are often denied it in both their married and working lives due to a lack of basic hygine and social skills. Deluded by all insanity and as a way of satisfying their mad frenzy for power, they resort to scouting. This way they can be given a position of meaningless authority, without posing a risk to society.

Guy 1: Who's that morbidly obese tramp, licking chewing gum off some hobo's shoe, whilst her husband desperately tries to distract her with a frisbee.

Guy 2: that's susan. My scout leader

by epf117 March 29, 2012

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