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Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.
Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.
by Frinerd October 16, 2013
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laton

Laton, CA is a very small town in the Central Valley, right by Hanford and Riverdale. In Laton there are more stray mutts roaming than an Indian reservation. Laton is half western families, and the other half Mexicans, most of which are wannabe gang bangers. They are slowly trying to take over the town. The best thing about laton is the Laton Rodeo which is a kick ass time once a year.
Have you ever been to laton?

Ya, I went for the rodeo. It was bad ass but there are so many ugly ass dogs running around.
by Dgaf October 21, 2013
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Latonya

A sweet person that has a bad additude but can handle it. She's always loyal to everybody. Somebody that wants to be treated like everybody eles
I wish i was latonya
by Mrspettygirlalways September 25, 2017
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Lagtoast

(lag-tōst) n. 1. Extreme computer lag, or comparative slowness of receiving and/or processing information (particularly during video game play).

Etymology:
< The Battle Grounds server lag < "lag" < various combinations of the word lag with others in search of the perfect description of extreme lag (lag bagels, lag muffins, etc.) < lag + toast (lag + the associations attached to the word toasted = perfect description) < lagtoast
Upon encountering extreme lag while playing an online videogame, one may sum up the situation by using the word lagtoast.

Other commonly used variations include the shortened "toast", which may be used as an adjective, noun or verb describing a thing which is in a state of lag, that which is essentially lag, or the act of causing a state of lag, respectively.

Leet speak variation: 70457 ( 7 = T, 0 = O, 4 = A, 5 = S )
by Jollygrogger March 9, 2009
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laptosaurus

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi
- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"
by claiwette March 30, 2009
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sex-lationship

a relationship that revolves completely around sex, so much so that the people are not even considered to be "in a relationship" but simply just hooking up. it is different from a one night stand in that it lasts longer than one night and at least one person feels an emotional bond that most likely isn't even there.
Girl #1: Joe and Kate really need to stop their sex-lationship and either start dating or stop fucking.
Girl #2: Seriously.
by notgiven123456789 June 25, 2008
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Labtop

A common mis-spelling for laptop, generally made by young people.
"the young girl loves her labtop"
by djj000 May 23, 2008
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