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Lashonda

Only met one woman name Lashonda. A unique name for a unique woman. Extraordinary is so many ways. If u ever find yourself a Lashonda, be mindful of how u treat her because if u wrong her she wont put up with ur nonsense and she gone out of your life forever.
Lashonda - Fuck around and find out what happens when you play with her emotions.
by DFKG March 12, 2023
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Lip Lasso'd

To convince or trick. Talking someone into something they don't necessarily want/need. Most commonly used by door-to-door sales people and restaurant servers.
That little girl just lip lasso'd me into buying 10 boxes of cookies I don't even like.
by AppleCrisp November 10, 2010
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shit lasso

The art of shitting in a sock then spinning it above your head like a lasso. It can also be implied with an empty spinning hand.
I was at a meeting the other day that went on and on, to the point I had to simulate a shit lasso. That shut up the MD.
by amscray August 12, 2011
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semen lasso

When you are so dehydrated that you have to physically pull your load out of your dick like a rope
Bro, I almost choked that chick with my semen lasso.
by Kalmia22 June 3, 2017
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Lasso

The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.
"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."
by The Wyld Stallyn April 7, 2010
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stink lasso

(n) to silently release a fart when having a conversation with a friend, co-worker or person. Once the fart has been completely released, the farter must then abruptly end the converstation by alerting the fartee by stating, "I just stink lasso'd you".
Greg: Listen to this, I was downtown last night with my girlfriend. I ran into Tiger Woods and he---
Tim: I just stink lasso'd you <walks away>
by Daniel San April 9, 2006
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douche laloosh

a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle
when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham
by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006
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