lube tube

slang term for vagina or anus, in the case of gay men.

Man, she has one hell of a tight lube tube.

or
She don't need no KY jelly, her lube tube is slick.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

lube me up

A culinary phrase - when a dollop of puree or cream is on a plate and a small scoop is made in the middle to form a reservoir whereby olive oil is drizzled inside. This act resembles a hole that has oil in it which brings to mind an asshole that has lube in it ready for insertion.

Hey dude lube me up would you!

by plucker October 16, 2009

lube-gasm

A lube-gasm is a masturbation preference that guys make when they jack off - to rub their weenie bare-handed or to use a lube. Since I'm cut high & tight, I like using something slick to stroke off with.

I usually have a lube-gasm when I beat off by myself because I'm cut high & tight!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

lube job

A lube job can be necessary to keep moving parts that touch from wearing each other down

these moving parts need a good lube job

by Sir Lazlo December 3, 2018

lube my tube

lube my tube is what I have to do whenever I jack off.

Every morning before I take care of my morning wood, I have to lube my tube first.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

lube loogie

Excess lube, mucus, and sometimes seen from anal sex that comes out when you shit

Oh my god guys.. I just shat a lube loogie.

by Snootchibootchi September 27, 2017

lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.

Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!

by Sasha77 May 13, 2018