You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

lasterday

1 : on our last time together : when last we met together
2 : (Effective for classroom use):
last time this class occurred.

"Lasterday, i remember we were discussing the concept of inversive recursion."

by -Keith Hale- October 7, 2003

Last in Line

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear

John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

famous last words

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.

Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.

by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

Last stomp

In Da Hood game on Roblox, 'last stomp' is a term where you get revenge on someone who stomped on you and then leave the game. It means you got them back and you're done playing.

Person 1: *stomps person 2*

Person 2: Bet.
Person 2: *macros over to person 1 and air shots them*
Person 2: LAST STOMP—

Person 2: *leaves the game*

by anonymusbarbie May 9, 2023

The last shadow puppets

An amazing band that consists of Alex Turner, Miles Kane, James Ford and Zach Dawes. Mostly based on Alex and Miles and their hilarious relationship. They are an indie/ alternative band and the sexiest motherfuckers alive. They are also usually high or drunk even on stage.

Me: have you listened to The last shadow puppets last song
My mate: Yeah it was sick but a bit weird

Me: well they are a bit weird so that makes sense

by Lilybridget February 17, 2019

so last season

something that is alrealdy out of fashion

"I bought this purple dress for tonight." "Purple? Oh, come on, this color is so last season!"

by Gergana February 1, 2009