were in your dad's lumbar

an idiom that says you are older and more experienced than immature teen cyberbullies in life

Adam: i don't think this is correct answer
jack: you suck at math lol
Adam: wow! i was writing and publishing my research articles when you were in your dad's lumbar, kiddo

by elahe May 5, 2021

lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.

He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Lumbersexual

Young and middle-aged male urbanites whose sartorial choices are characterized by thick and well-groomed beards, styled haircuts, and clothing that tends towards the rugged. The Lumbersexual is really an off-shoot of that H word we all think about often and still dislike saying (no, not herpes) though in this case there is a pronounced emphasis on practice of physical craft, obscure skill-sets, and old-timey traditions and methods of manufacture. Additionally, the style can be read as either an earnest celebration of or parody of traditional masculinity, though do not ask the Lumbersexual to tell you which it is - just like the rest of us these days he is probably at a loss to discern a difference between the two.

Have you seen Max Dawson lately? His beard grown to a tremendous length, which along with landing himself on this season of Survivor really completes his transformation to Lumbersexual.

by bigteeeth January 25, 2015

A.M. Lumber

When one wakes up with an erection.

So I slept in the same bed as my mom last night...it was really awkward because I woke up with A.M. Lumber.

by Alex "Dildo Baggins" April 20, 2007

lumbergh

A supervisor who is too lazy to do his own work so he passes it down to everybody else. An incompetent piece of shit who only gets promoted because he cornholes the boss. He would otherwise be a total melvin if he wasn't a supervisor.

God dammit! That fucking Lumbergh is making me come in this weekend to clean up his mess.

by Rayth March 18, 2008

lumber jack off

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

throw her the lumber

to want to fuck her

the skank wanted me to throw her the lumber last night.

by The Pat Masta Flex May 23, 2009