cunt-a-loon

A person with poor hygiene, lacking intelligence, and in general a real jack ass. They are not liked by any one and are highly obnoxious.

What a cunt-a-loon

Dude that guy behind you is a cunt-a-loon

by M Clay March 28, 2011

Clair De Loon

An ultra-peaceful Claude Debussy composition that pays homage to everyone's favorite feathered ululating pond-drifter.

If I listen to Debussy's dreamy "Clair De Loon" and Saint-Saens' soothing "The Swan" one right after the other, I wonder if I will be able to stay awake.... not only do I love the slow soft tones of said compositions, but thinking about those two types of stately slow-swimming water-fowl always makes me drowsy.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

dook-a-loon

-excrement; feces.
-to defecate.
- to discharge from the anus.
-to discharge feces from the bowels.
-To take an epic shit.

He had to cop a dook-a-loon after he ate.The tacos upset his stomach.

The little boy found dog feces on the bottom of his shoe.

"Man I need to cop a dook-a-loon can i use your bathroom?"

by kateyez60618 March 31, 2010

poon loon

A woman so crazy that her poon is nuts too!

Jeff: Hey did you hit that last night???

Chris: Hell no man that bitch was a POON LOON!!!

by redrocket26 February 27, 2009

Jack Da Loon

A jack off. Someone who is being an asshole, show off etc.

Hey Chardo, stop being a Jack Da Loon.

by Stunnaz908 June 23, 2006

common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.

Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon

by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016

Kia Loon

Kia Loon is a tall and lean guy that lives in the land of "Kihomo". Despite his quiet and awkward aura, He is the guy you would always go to for help. His name is the combination of the word "Kia" from KIA motors and the word "Loon" from the word "Loony" (A foolish person). Although Kia Loon is insanely attractive and handsome, he always find himself in 2nd place of everything e.g. being the 2nd most popular guy in school among the ladies.

"Look at Kia Loon, He's such a loony!"

by David Joseph Goseph August 15, 2019