lolcock

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).

Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.

by kitschpig May 28, 2009

Ironic Lolicon

A fake pedophile or a pedophile who copes hard and is in denial.

digibro is an ironic lolicon.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh September 30, 2022

lolacaust

A lolacaust is the laugh after a joke that is REALLY bad/sick/insulting/harsh but funny. Like dead baby jokes and floppy massacres and things.

If a woman attacks you, kick her in the womb and hopes shes pregnant. LOLacaust!

what happens to a baby in a microwave?
i dont know, i was too busy wanking.

LOLacaust!

by Darn Gosh Cunt January 1, 2008

lolcake

An unspecified amount of humor which not only produces laughs out loud, but in addition enough cake batter from which a cake can be baked

That video you sent showed me on youtube was lolcakes

by psymonp October 20, 2010

Lollapse

You're collapsing after a huge LOL moment.

Collapse + LOL = Lollapse

Alfred: PHONE SPOIL BECAUSE IT'S NUB. CANNOT HANDLE ME. THEN IT DIEDED. PHONE NUB.

Fann: HOLD ON WHILE I LOLLAPSE

Aaron: you LOLLAPSING NOW?!

Alfred: I LOLGASM NOW.

Aaron: LOL FIAL?

by Fann Sim February 15, 2009

Lolectomy

1. Something that severely pisses you off that you lose your sense of humour.

2. Something that is so seriously unfunny that it cuts you off mid-laugh.

Dude you should not have deep fried my new ipod, it has given me a serious lolectomy.

by Zeddie June 2, 2009

lollah

A combination of LOL + Hollah. Used to show both exclamation, laughter, and agreement.

- Sometimes used by dorks.

Whoo! School's out!

Lollah!

....No.

by issagreeneyedcow August 7, 2009