lolimthefirstonetowritethis

Hehe I'm first

Lolimthefirstonetowritethis: this means I am first

by Dwayne the rock Johnson the fi February 12, 2022

Lolicurve

A lolicurve is the curve between a small breasted woman's chest and pubic area.

The man gasped "uoh" as a woman with a pronounced lolicurve passed by him on the train.

by Neme-Chan March 21, 2022

lolicon

A person who is a pedophile.

Lolicons are pedos.

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Lolicon

A pedophile, somebody who loves child like anime girls. Saying their 100 years old even though they look like kids.

“Ew go kys disgusting lolicon”

by Bunnyhatesdsmpandlolicons August 13, 2022

Lolicon

A lolicon is someone who is into a fictional petite young girl which is called a loli. The male version of lolicon is shotacon

Person 1: hey I find this character pretty hot

Person 2: bro u a lolicon?

by ILoveCats69420 April 19, 2023

Lolicon

the most annoying and faggy people out there, usually try to defend jacking off to anime of little girls getting fucked but fail miserably, their excuses are "its just a drawing" or "there are real problems in the world" like those stupid gayass pedofags say, despite their defense, its a drawing of a child

person 1 : hey dude whatcha watching
person 2 : loli hentai
person 1 : pfft, what a faggot lolicon
person 2 : hey its just pixels on a screen, *cries about it like a nigger*

by ilovehugeass56lawl August 3, 2023

Lolicon

Lolicons are people who are attracted to Fictional Children, or as they like to call them, "Lolis", Lolis usually look like they're 4-10, but actually, they are a 1000 year old elemental bender who is half dragon half devil half angel half gay half lesbian half clown half human or something like that.

Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.

Person 1: "Dude, I love Loli so much, I think I'm a Lolicon!"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"

by Lictionary July 23, 2024