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she's your lobster

She's the love of your life.

As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.
PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.

ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?

PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.

CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.

PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...
by banananna89 September 17, 2013
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lost in the sauce

an existential state of uncertainty defined by transcendent, even blissful, confusion
That sure was hectic back there. I'm not really sure why I did that. Guess I was just lost in the sauce.
by messenger of truth May 30, 2016
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/qa/ lost

Referring to the now deleted 4chan board, /qa/. Either used to make fun of the board's dedicated users or to mock the people who do the former.
1.
"Fucking trannies ruined this site, hope the join the 41% soon."
"/qa/ lost, lol"

2.
"Why do /pol/tards insist upon making this site unusable? It's so annoying."
"/qa/ lost, have sex incel, i'm trans btw"
by CirclejerkMaster69 March 3, 2022
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Slop Lobster

Annoying sloppy mess of a drunken idiot falling into things and hooking up with everything. Usually really drunk girls become Slop Lobsters..
"Who's that wasted slut making out with that weirdo Steve?"

"I don't know, but that Slop Lobster just puked all over Ed's bed.
by livetheshoree February 7, 2010
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Dutch Lobster

The Dutch Lobster is not a sexual act, it's a Lobster from Holland. However, it sounds like a sexual act, at least to British and American ears.

The joke is asking someone if they know what a 'Dutch Lobster' is, and laughing as they explain the most lurid sexual act they can think of.

The term was coined by Simon Travaglia as part of his satirical column 'BOFH' on The Register website in 23rd September 2005
"What the hell's a Dutch lobster?" the Boss asks.
"You've not travelled, have you?" the friend sighs, shaking his head.
by SoxxDay July 31, 2015
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Ketchup on a Lobster

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.
"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"
by Billiest March 8, 2010
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lost the rag

To Lose ones temper suddenly and become impatient.
He pissed me off so much that I totally lost the rag and punched his lights out!!!
by ThebesRZ December 23, 2011
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